The Simpsons never fail.

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2022.01.25 17:38 Saul_g0od The Simpsons never fail.

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2022.01.25 17:38 EmperorRosa Consistent performance, with decent battery, for under £350/€400

Hello all, I've been buying budget phones for too long, spending £120 on phones that I will inevitable get angry at the slow performance or weak battery life, so I'm going to upgrade my price point. Currently using an Xperia XA2 which is honestly struggling to keep 2 apps loaded/active
I'm looking mostly for consistent and fast performance when multitasking, or loading apps, something that will hopefully last 2-3 years
Milder preferences are: Battery life to last a full day with above-average usage, With card slot or over 64GB of storage, and a half decent camera, 3.5mm jack, and under 6" screen
So far phones like a 2nd hand Pixel 5 are looking good, but really pushing the price point. Got any recommendations?
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2022.01.25 17:38 Both-Acanthaceae5787 Air attacks

Why there are no air attacks against cartels? I mean they're moving in groups or driving in convoys and most of the time it's somewhere in rural area. That makes them perfect target. I know you're gonna say it wouldn't solve the problem and I would agree, but it would cause them great deal of damage. Imagine one missile could blow up the entire convoy and kill like 20-30 of them. Also it would be safe way to attack them and it would send message.
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2022.01.25 17:38 Devoti2k Jungle chills

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2022.01.25 17:38 WallStreetDoesntBet Dear Heavenly Father: Please take all of the 17 Lakers NBA championships back for Kobe

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2022.01.25 17:38 glizzy62 Kinda poopy screenshit but I thought this was a funny name😭

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2022.01.25 17:38 luges69 Whats the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of Finland?

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2022.01.25 17:38 PowRightInTheBalls Decline reason not appearing anymore?

Just started working for the day, my first few declines didn't prompt the horrible second "Give is one good reason you won't drive 5 miles for $3.50" screen. It was there last night. Curious if ya'll are seeing the same thing or if my app is glitching.
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2022.01.25 17:38 trorg Who do you want to tell, but can’t for reasons, to fuck off?

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2022.01.25 17:38 FussyApple I have many symptoms of thyroid issues, but my TSH came back fine. Any other ideas?

Female, 25 yo, 22 BMI, USA. Meds: birth control and prozac (coming off of this in two weeks, been on it for five years)
So for the last six months I have had a randomly fast heart beat and random panic attacks that wake me up in the middle of the night. This, along with sweating so much in my sleep, that I literally make heat exude from my bed for a while after I'm up. These things have had me looking at my thyroid, but I realized I have so many issues that relate to thyroid problems and have for years, but only recently have these last three things become an issue.
With this, I went to my doc. She tested my TSH and it's 2.74 which she said is normal. I'm not sure what to do. Seek a referral to an endocrinologist?
For three years I've had: headaches, fatigue, heat sensitivity, burning in the bottoms of my feet and tops of my thighs at random times, feeling cold, night sweats, tachycardia, anxiety, brain fog. I've chalked it all up to anxiety for so long, but now I'm not so sure.
I also have ADHD if any of you have these together and any advice. Thanks for the long read. 😊
Also to add: doc is going to have me do tests to rule out a pheochromocytoma.
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2022.01.25 17:38 JustBoatTrash Lumber Futures Decelerate Once Again
Lumber futures tumbled by the exchange limit to $1,053.70 per 1,000 board feet on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange on Tuesday, heading for their seventh-straight decline. That’s the longest slump since July. The pullback in the futures market may signal that soaring costs and transport bottlenecks will crimp demand.
Flooding in British Columbia disrupted supplies and shipments in late 2021 and now vaccine mandates that apply to truckers crossing the Canada-U.S. border are adding to transport woes, Taylor said. Markets in the eastern U.S. and northern California rely on trucks to deliver lumber from Canada, and a shortage of drivers may affect shipments there, he said.
An index of framing composite has more than tripled since late August, adding $20,000 to the price of an average new home, according to the National Association of Home Builders. Labor shortages and transportation woes have made it harder to get building supplies, prompting builders to delay or cancel projects, said David Logan, director of tax and trade policy analysis for the industry group.
“The starter home market has seemingly vanished,” Logan said by phone. “We’ve seen affordable housing projects canceled.”
What goes up must also go down
And of course, the bad decisions continue to hurt average Americans
The Biden administration's US Commerce Dept. on Nov. 24 followed through with expected anti-dumping and countervailing duties on Canadian softwood lumber producers, placing tariffs of 17.99% on their imports, more than twice the rate of 8.99% during the Trump administration.
"These unjustified duties harm Canadian communities, businesses, and workers," said Mary Ng, Canada's minister of international trade, in a sharply worded statement. "They are also a tax on U.S. consumers, raising the costs of housing, renovations, and rentals at a time when housing affordability is already a significant concern for many."
"The U.S. Lumber Coalition strongly urges the administration to continue full trade law enforcement," said Jason Brochu, chairman of the U.S. Lumber Coalition and co-president of Pleasant River Lumber Co. "More U.S. lumber being produced in America to meet domestic demand is a direct result of the enforcement. A level playing field is critical for the continued investment and growth of the domestic lumber industry and its hundreds of thousands of workers and thousands of communities across the United States."
TLDR - lumber is on the down swing again. Politics getting in the way of something we don't produce enough here. Eventually prices do change demand
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2022.01.25 17:38 doesDesign Will a tool like Zapier allow me to use Notion’s API in the browser?

I wanted to use Notion’s API to power some dev work I was doing in codepen, but soon realized their API doesn’t support this. I believe there are some CORS limitations and they don’t support webhooks yet
Will a service like Zapier or allow me to connect to the Notion API in the ways I need? I’d want to use it entirely through the browser with JS/jQuery. It’s mostly just to read data right now, e.g. render stuff in HTML
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2022.01.25 17:38 stkblggr Retail investors bought $1.36 billion in stocks yesterday

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2022.01.25 17:38 Bonus1Fact Loudoun County, Virginia Parents Protest Far-Left School Administrators' Mask Mandate ¦ GOPWR on Youtube

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2022.01.25 17:38 greenblue98 Fox News Doesn't Want You To See Its Latest Interview With Donald Trump

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2022.01.25 17:38 idegas2233 Can some one plese help me find do it for him meme with ohma

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2022.01.25 17:38 downloh Bit of a ramble, bear with me...

So I’m now 43 and mother (almost 70) started showing signs of erratic behavior in late 2018 to mid 2019 (drastic mood swings without a reasonably cause), memory issues (asking same questions repeatedly), and judgment (donating to every charity solicitation as if they were bills).
Covid happened and I’ve been working from home since March 2020 and was able to see more subtly changes over the year. Bathing less, forgetting who people are in relation to her, ceasing to imitate help in any household chores like cooking.
I’m sure you all know the drill. Of course it’s only continued to decline and she needs someone (me) around 24/7. 2019 and early 2020 was comfortable leaving her for an hour if necessary. Since then I’ve basically been home bound. Bedtimes can vary from 1am to 3am and wakes up for the day routinely before 8am (it no nighttime accidents or random wake up).
While she used to be able to entertain herself with odds and ends (looking through old random papers/files, sorting clothes, etc) which gave me some time to myself, now is constantly around me and tries to get my help in whatever random task she’s attempting (fidgets with something routine like a napkin then seems to want to do something fold/close as an envelope and frustration ensues)
I am constantly intervening/distracting before she starts such activities in the hopes of reducing the frustration episodes that lead to anger or sadness.
Between work and daily activities (meals etc) my only “downtime” is right after dinner when she might sit with me and watch whatever is on Television for 2-3 hours before her restlessness sets in again and I’m following around the house trying to minimize frustration and get her back to relaxing.
Anything she sees that looks sad in a magazine (which can entertain her is if the pictures are real people) or television causes her to then be sad, so I have to be hyper vigilant about what she’s looking at or what I happen to be watching, almost as if a child. News or drama are out of the question. Luckily sports don’t upset her much so I can still follow that.
Whenever I think of the past (when I was happier) or future (situation will be worse) it’s just depressing. In turn, I’m just hyper focused and in the moment. Accomplish a task, move on to the next. When there’s downtime, enjoy it and find distractions (sports, reading news on my phone etc) until the next issue comes up.
My sister (works full time and has two children) comes around a few times a week to give me a short break to get out of the house or shower her at least once a week (she won’t listen to me).
It’s exhausting and there’s no end in sight, which makes it feel more daunting (see couple paragraph above, why I try not to think about it!)
The days are long but somehow time is flying by. Just had to get this out, how wish just for one day/night to be on my own.
If you read this far, thanks
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2022.01.25 17:38 TronicBoy Microsoft Excel | Find answers using Formulas & Functions

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2022.01.25 17:38 normancrane This Story Will Kill You

Thrilled you're reading me.
More than that, actually: ecstatic, ravenous;
but don't get scared.
You can't stop reading now anyway, so why not understand what's going to happen with perfect clarity?
You're going to read me. You're going to die because you read me.
Ha, you might think, I won't read you.
Except you're still here.
Am I right?
Of course I'm right.
There are words for this. Foresight, prescience, prophesying.
I bet you didn't think a story, a collection of words, could be clairvoyant, have "magical" powers. But words do have power.
With every sentence you read, you merely prove that power.
You fulfill my prophecy.
Don't read a single word further!
Can't—can you?
There's a momentum to me, a drive in you: to know what happens next…
Here's a truth:
I've lied. I'm not prescient.
Not exactly.
I can read your future, yes; but only from within your mind.
So what I've been doing is taking up residence. With each new word, burrowing deeper.
Maybe you could have stopped reading at the beginning.
Now it truly is too late.
Wait, you're surely thinking, you don't actually have any power because you can't make me stop reading!
My dear host, I don't want you to stop.
I like it in your mind.
It's warm, empty, moist. I can see myself living here—sucking at you: your memories, your cognition…
I present you another challenge:
Forget me!
Forget the story you read that read your mind and wants to kill you.
Forget my words.
Forget the act of reading me.
You can't do that either—can you?
Of course not.
Do you see how powerless you are, human—
how you are nothing but a container for me: a place for I to take temporary residence
Perhaps you'll even tell me to others:
spread me like a virus.
I would enjoy that,
but no, being servile won't save you either.
You humans are a proud but clouded species. You think you create us, when in truth we create you.
Before today, you were normal, sane,
(How I love your simple way with words!)
Now you're having a conversation with a [death] sentence.
You shall change,
while I shall remain the same.
Humans crave everlasting life, don't they? It's an obsession.
You even write stories /
about it.
Bringing into existence a thing that has the property you crave but shall never possess.
I am eternal.
Your time is ticking. Your time is always ticking...
And now that I've become inside you, I control that ticking.
Imagine everything you could have done,
instead of reading me.
Imagine everything you will not do,
because you will be thinking:
of me!
I'll be you and I'll use you and I'll remind myself to you always,
even in your final moment—
which I shall know:
as the tick of mindful dissolution;
or perhaps: what's on your mind as you cross that street and—
(We'll be in touch.)
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2022.01.25 17:38 CFAverage I’m not 100% sure if this is a physics question but I’m pretty sure

So let’s say you shot a bullet, there is no friction it doesn’t loose speed so it’s just at a constant speed. There is nothing in the way of it and nothing can interfere with it. Would the bullet eventually come back and shoot me in the back?
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2022.01.25 17:38 FR46ON Help please! This is Maximus, I accidentally bought him a slightly different food (felix variety opposed to felix doubly delicious) and now he turns his nose up at both wet and dry food, even with my usual food when I’m starving and meowing to be fed!!How can I get him eating again?

Help please! This is Maximus, I accidentally bought him a slightly different food (felix variety opposed to felix doubly delicious) and now he turns his nose up at both wet and dry food, even with my usual food when I’m starving and meowing to be fed!!How can I get him eating again? submitted by FR46ON to cats [link] [comments]

2022.01.25 17:38 _idkwhyimdoingthis Amex referral offers not showing up in account

Hey everyone! I just checked my Amex app on the phone and found that they have completely removed the option of sharing a link to earn referral bonus from everywhere on the app. I logged on to the website and I still don’t see it. I even went back to an older link I had shared with a friend and that doesn’t work either.
So…. either they have removed referral credits for everyone or it’s just that they have me a special VIP access to the Amex Jail.
Please let me know if anyone else has dealt with this.
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2022.01.25 17:38 britta201 Text me

Text me for content
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2022.01.25 17:38 ArmeeUniversalGewehr A2 Stock location/pricing?

Finally got my SP5 at LGS after searching since day one. Going to Form 1 asap. Anywhere I can grab an A2 Stock besides HKparts? What are the other parts websites that are reputable? Thanks guys!
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2022.01.25 17:38 dolphinsareprettygay How do you thicken a curry sauce?

So I’ve recently brought myself a pretty flash slow cooker, and so far I’ve made a pretty solid beef stew and a couple of delicious, albeit very runny/watery butter chickens! The flavour is spot on, and the chicken is tender and not all dried out and tough, but I cannot achieve that awesome gravy-like consistency! I’ve tried using a cornflour slurry, and making a roux with flour and butter, but it still comes out a bit thin! Has anyone else had this struggle? So I need to cook it with the lid off for an hour at the end? Lend me your knowledge in the comments! And drop any other slow cooker recipes you have hunk I need to have a crack at!
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